An Unexpected Very Short Introduction (without hairy feet)

We're going to New Zealand, did you know?

Last August we decided we should go to New Zealand.

And then (in her words, not mine), Zoe "got stupid" and decided we needed a blog.

And it's the kiwifruitpolice because that's one of our aims.

Our main aim is not to crash and die.
And not to get arrested by the Kiwi Fruit Police.
Or end up on Nothing to Declare.

We might get t-shirts done.

And then when we get to Mordor, I'm going to hit Zoe on the head with a rock and then bite Claire's finger off.

Me and Claire decided this while Zoe was in the toilet at the pub.